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Misheard Lyrics is a book about friendship, religion, messiahs, friendship, and the nature of the universe. The book was published March 11, 2018. You can get it on Amazon:

Here’s the front cover:

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The book is available on this site for free for a limited time. The first four chapters will always be free.

Be sure to read the disclaimer at the beginning of the first chapter.

1.   Fleas naughty dog/There’s fleas on your dad

2.   O Come All Ye Fawfoo

3. Baby you’re a rich fat, baby you’re a rich fat, baby you’re a rich fat Jew!

4. Screw that lady

5.  And I went to see the doctor of philosophy / With a poster of Rasputin and a beer down to his knee

6. There’s a road and at this end love / Where the eagles fly when you’re done

7. I believe in the rapture, below the waist

8. She’s got everything she needs, she’s an artist, she don’t look bad

9. Say baby I love you / If you ain’t running gay

10. A new religion that’ll bring you to your knees, like Velveeta Cheese

11.  You’ve got to change your underwear, baby, before I start loving you

12. The piano sounds like a cannonball / And the microphone smells like a beard

13.  She’s so sharp, Sharper than cheese

14.  I am so into you, I can’t get to know the nurse

15.  The truth is lost and maybe never to be found / Like the shadows of my panty line

16. Blow up the world with strange magic – Trial

16. Blow up the world with strange magic – Apprentice

16. Blow up the world with strange magic – Acquisition

16. Blow up the world with strange magic – Mastery

16. Blow up the world with strange magic – Healing

16. Blow up the world with strange magic – Integration

16. Blow up the world with strange magic – Immersion

16. Blow up the world with strange magic – Assimilation

17. I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough / What the hell am I doing here?

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18. Beelzebub has a telephone inside for me

19. Tell the devil you can freeze hell

20. Sweet Jesus Man of the Year / Who am I to disagree?

21. I’d much rather be a reverend in blue jeans

22. I’d kill him in the Bible, and raise the rent

23. I have finally found a place to live / In the penance of the Lord